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  • meridiani.planum
    04-06 02:34 AM
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    I got an offer from employer B for a consulting GIG. I would like to invoke AC-21.
    >> Personal choice here. However, it proves that your intent was not correct. If you think you would be stuck for many years, may be you should - you know it better, because the hassle and risk is not worth the little extra money.

    -- there is no issue with intent. He has stayed for 6 months with current employer. After 6 months the law itself allows him to change sponsoring employer, so where is the question of intent?


    2) Should I let USCIS know that I am changing my employment?
    >> You better do inform the USCIS of your intentions (including AC21) if you want to keep the H1 visa status active. Because if you had registered all your cases (present or old past receipt notices too) at USCIS website, you would have noticed that there are recent LUDs on the first H1/? that you entered the US. Had you known this you would not have asked this question ;-)

    --what are you talking about? A LUD could mean anything from a system update to your previous employer finally cancelling your H1. What recent-LUDs-on-first-H1 are you talking about?

    >> (Also remember that when you use EAD : presently it means loosing H1 permanently unless you have some time left from the 6 year limit),

    --Why? If you have an approved I-140 you can file an H1 extension even if yuou are on EAD. It does require you to leave the US and return to 'activate' the H1 though.

    4) I am not sure how big employer B is (not sure how many employees work for them)....does it matter? Should I be concerned if employer B is a small employer?
    >> It should be good to check the employee base and financial position of the new employer. The USCIS may deny your H1 transfer and leave you in a tough spot. It may also affect the 485 decision as success of AC21 is also dependent upon this.

    -- USCIS has clarified that abiity-to-pay has to only be proven by original sponsoror. Where does it say that financial position of new employer is important for success of AC-21?
    Here's a link to, and info from the USCIS memo:
    http://www.ilw.com/lawyers/immigdaily/news/2005,0520-ac21.pdf
    Question 7. Should service centers or district offices request proof of �ability to pay� from successor employers in I-140 portability cases, in other
    words, from the new company/employer to which someone has
    ported?
    Answer: No. The relevant inquiry is whether the new position is in the same or similar occupational classification as the alien�s I-140 employment.




    agree with the rest of your post.




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  • gc_chahiye
    08-05 11:54 PM
    the number 75K by 7/27 came from USCIS not Pederson

    can you post a link please? I read through their press releases on their website and did not see this, must have missed it.

    thanks for clarifying that.




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  • vishage
    12-21 11:17 AM
    Will be there for the conf call...:) :) :)




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  • dealsnet
    09-04 02:36 PM
    If at this rate the people are dying, In 1-2 years every one will be finished.
    Do they die because of RAT FEVER, SLUM DOG FEVER, MONKEY FEVER or SWINE FLUE ???

    Guys,

    Here is the list of people who recently died in my village. Let us all pray for their soul to rest in peace. Please understand that when we can pray for YSR..we can do for these people also. Every life has the same value...dont you agree..

    1. Rasu Devan
    2. Kenkai ammal
    3. Gandhi mathi (lady only).

    Please all do pray for the poor souls. From today onwords I will post all the dead people list in IV and let us all pray for them. Thanks for your support and prayer. Please let your freinds and family know about this and ask them to join in our prayer. Once again thanks guys.

    You are more than welcome to give red dots.



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  • trueguy
    12-10 11:58 PM
    This system is completely broken. USCIS don't realize that people in EB3 from 2001 have gained more experience and they are more valuable to their country, rather than those fresh graduates and PhDs who are applying in EB2 and EB1 category.

    We must do something to remove country cap and increase annual quota otherwise there is no hope for India and China.




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  • NolaIndian32
    09-22 10:30 AM
    I completely empathize with you - see my case details in signature :-(


    When my labor certification was stuck at backlog elimination center, i was hoping that LC does not stand for "Lost Case" and now for some fre**king reason my early 2004 EB2 case is not being picked up when later cases are being approved, now I hope that GC does not stand for "Gone Case".



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  • paskal
    08-27 01:50 PM
    Please be good enough to join your state chapter
    We need all members' help if we are to succeeed.
    I hope to see you in DC, but there is much to do even before!




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  • Munshi75
    04-07 11:00 AM
    I am almost sure that if your work place (physical presence ) happens to be at a Not-for -profit organization, you case would be a cap-exempt one. However, last year USCIS and lawyers association had a lengthy debate about the legal -wordings, over this issue and i have no idea what happened afterwards



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  • roseball
    10-15 04:07 PM
    I think the same. As my latest passport shows no visa except the AP entry stamp, they are confused how did I travel to India earlier. My wife explained them that I used AP, but they still believe that a visa page is missing in the supporting docs. So they have retained the passport and asked to submit 'current copy of husband's visa'. Now I am going to write a personal letter explaining the same and attaching the original I-797 which has my I-94.

    Did you have your wife take copies of all pages from your passport. If not, I suggest you send them along with the letter. Also attach copy of your AP.




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  • maddipati1
    02-03 02:27 PM
    thank you veni, that is very informative and solid reference.

    looks like under 'advanced degree' category, just having a US Masters or foreign equivalent (4+2) is enough. lot of people are under the impression, its MS+3yrs. but the description in USCIS link states just an advanced degree (higher than baccalaureate) is enough. am i reading this right?

    BS+5years is equivalent to having an Advanced degree.
    But, I think its BS+5yrs, not BS Equivalent + 5 yrs.



    I think it can be, but when the job requirement Bachelor Equivalent+ 5Year then it opens up for a wide range.

    You can show BS equivalence by 3 yr degree+1 yr degree or 3yr degree + 2 yr degree.....etc

    For additional info Please click here (http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.eb1d4c2a3e5b9ac89243c6a7543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=816a83453d4a3210VgnVCM100000b92ca60aRCR D&vgnextchannel=816a83453d4a3210VgnVCM100000b92ca60a RCRD) or here (http://www.murthy.com/eb2.html)



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  • yabadaba
    06-25 02:32 PM
    ask the lawyer what he was thinking




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  • logiclife
    08-03 05:25 PM
    I worked for a firm for last couple of years and then moved to another firm. Now I want to apply for a Perm process and need the Experience letter. My previous employer has issued me the experience letter without my roles and responsibility:

    It was an unprotected word file, so I changed it and incorporated the roles and responsibilty and my self submitted it to my employer; Now i am afraid if they are going to verify it.

    1. What is the INS verification process?
    2. Do employer can verifty it by Fax?
    3. What can happen if INS came to know that everything was fine except the roles and responsibilities was included afterwards?

    What you did was creative (in a bad way). Sorta illegal. And sorta forgerish and borderline fraudulent. I am not judging you, I am just telling you how it sounds.

    Now, how did you add material to the word document that was already signed? And therin lies the bad part.

    Anyways, correspondence between USCIS and employer/lawyer/employee is always thru mail. I dont think they communicate thru faxes.

    Now, if for some reason INS (and by the way, its USCIS now) came to know afterwards, then you are in a deep hole because it sounds like fraud. Fraud is grounds of denial of immigration benefits (any benefit, like H1, or GC or citizenship). Besides, roles and responsibilities are not really needed if the letter says that all conditions in labor cert and 140 are still valid and employment is still offered as per labor cert. Then you dont need detailed description of what you are doing. And even if you felt the urge to add that part in your letter, why didnt you just ask them that?



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  • GotGC??
    01-02 03:15 PM
    Please see in-line:
    Hi everyone,

    I am currently on a H4 Visa. The H4 visa on my passport expires on 20 June 2007. My husband recently got a 3 year extension on his H1 ( I 140 approved) and because of him, my H4 is also extended for 3 years (valid from 10/23/2006 to 08/07/2009 )

    I intend to travel abroad in february 2007 to be back in the US by march 2007.
    I have a few questions in this regard:

    1. Can I travel on my current H4 visa which expires on 06/20/2007 or should I get a new H4 visa stamped with my 3 year extension before I travel?

    You can travel on your current stamped H4. In fact, I'm not sure if you can even get the new H4 stamped now because they say that you can get the new approval stamped only 10 days prior to the expiry of the current one. In other words, you could get the new approval stamped after 6/10/2007 but I do not know how strictly they enfore that.

    2. If I travel on my current H4 visa , is there even a remote possibility of being stopped at Immigration because of my new extension?
    Technically, the visa is just permission and not a guarantee for re-entry. But I do not see how a new approved petition would affect it. Just make sure you carry the current & new approvals with you. In fact, if you present the new approval at the time of re-entry the officer can give you a I-94 with an expiry date that is the same as the expiry of the new approval !!

    3. Also if I decide to travel on my current H4 visa, since I only have 4-5 months left before it expires, will US immigration pose any problems when I re-enter in US?

    See above.

    This is purely from my personal experience; not sure how well it applies to your specific situation. Please check with an attorney for your specific situation.


    I would greatly appreciate if you can respond to my questions.

    Thank you very much in advance.




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  • enggr
    10-04 08:17 AM
    They have this in Connecticut (CT) state also . In 2010 Jan I applied for my license transfer and they checked my 797, passport, employment verification letter etc and they said they need to send the verification to USCIS which will take a few hours or a day. they wanted me to come back the next day to collect the license



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  • ssdtm
    10-13 03:34 PM
    You are going there for a visa as a professional ( in IT, medicine etc). Dress like a professional. Need not be in a tie, but semi formal is recommended. How you carry yourself speaks about you. There is no rule, no norm, and no guideline but when it comes to communication, non-verbal communication counts a lot.




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  • gvenkat
    01-07 08:29 PM
    THe Lottery is the dumbest piece to obtain GC. Imagine some guy who does nothing to the USA applies, comes here sucks the $$ out of the system by coming here, staying here and enjoying all monetray benefits of a GC like unemployment benefits etc

    If this passes. THere would be a huge relief among people who have advanced degrees



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  • Michael chertoff
    10-06 03:36 PM
    Troll alert. Avoid responding to these posts.

    just a humble question.. whats wrong in responding to this kind of posts. i dont see anything wrong in suggesting or helping other people like us.

    atleast he is not posting anything bad against IV or any religion or anything negative.


    MC




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  • Nikith77
    10-05 03:03 PM
    I was trying to open a brokerage account with Bank Of America (Merrill Lynch) which was denied as it does not recognize EAD.
    The web site clearly says that you should be a citizen or a green card to open an account

    Did anyone opened it recently.




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  • hpandey
    06-02 03:18 PM
    You have a valid point but in worst case scenario, can i use the EAD and handle the RFE at the time of citizen ship... is the RFE during approval of GC or during citizen ship ?


    You won't get an RFE during approval of GC since you are legally here all the time due to AOS but your wife will get it when you file for her GC since she would be out of status all this time.




    ivuser
    02-15 11:34 AM
    Let us Provide Service and generate more revenue.

    Revenue generation through multiple means is a very good idea.

    Information Service
    I would like to make most of the form thread details be accessible to members who had paid at least $100 or enrolled for recursive $20/month. We should make the thread heading very attractive and make it accessible to public. Core members should review all the thread headings, I think they are already doing it now. I can volunteer to this activity. I do have 8 years of experience in studying US immigration law, though I am not a lawyer, with my experience I can be of some guidance.

    Advertisement
    Provide advertisement (Ad), like we see top, right side and bottom page Ad in hotmail, yahoo etc. Apart from the flash, images Ads, we should also do Google text Ads. Flash Ad could be charged based on the space, number of page hits. Google pays 25 cents per click on the hyperlink for the text Ad. I had managed a project, which implemented the feature. I am sure we have lot of technical experts and get this implemented, very well.

    Corporate Sponsorship
    If a corporation sponsors money then most probably there will be some tax advantage. I do know IV�s tax code. Consulting companies could pay IV from our company account.

    Physicians
    We can identify all our physician members and provide help for members and their parents in need. In turn the members who had taken help could contribute to IV�s good cause, in terms of funds, taking part in activities, etc. Hi the concept is very simple, if you had gone to a doctor, you will end up spending 2 hr waiting to see the doctor and then pay 150 to talk to them for 15 min. We will help you and intern you help us, or may be help yourself if you are a person going through the GC process. I can take initiative for this task, my wife is a physician and I know 20 other doctors who are in the GC process.

    Disclaimer
    Our IV admin should make standard disclaimers like, the information provided may have error, and the members should always consult lawyers for accurate information, the thread details are intended to be an approximate guidance.
    This should be part of our terms and conditions, while we register new members. It should also be part of the page footer, the text should be in red color.

    Action Item
    I would like to set up a conference today 9:10 PM (EST), Thursday Feb 15th 2007. Please reply to this tread if you have more ideas. Please do mention if any of you are interested in participating in today�s phone conference. I will also arrange for another conference during this weekend if necessary.
    I will call IV�s core members to discuss this activity and based on their recommendations I will confirm the conference and the details like phoning number and access code.

    My fellow members please note that we need to be more active and innovative to achieve our target (GC). I appreciate all our members for taking part in IV.




    chanukya
    05-23 07:35 AM
    As many of you have been following, there are some provisions that benefit folks with advanced degree in STEM from US universities by exempting them from the Visa quota. I think CIR in its current form has a provision and the Cornyn (4005) and the Brownback (4058) ammendments that are yet to be introduced also have some such provisions.

    My question is, will people who qualify under this category still have to clear labor? If so, then those of us who are stuck in BEC can only wait and watch while those who have cleared using PERM will go ahead. We could transfer from BEC to PERM but this is not as easy as it sounds. We could also apply fresh in PERM (as retrogression will not apply, hence PD will not matter) but this is also not as easy as it sounds for folks who are in 7th year or greater in H1B.

    Any thoughts or comments?


    CORNYN amendment�Very cleverly worded..Regarding US Masters and above...

    On Careful reading of SA4005...

    On one hand exempts US any Masters from Quota but does not exempt from LC any US Masters unless such US Masters and above are "Member of Professions" ???? with advanced degrees.

    So, US Masters(STEM or no STEM) and above still have to go thru LC Process....unless they are "Member of Professions", who will be handled as a special case.

    Above "Memebr of Professions" open to many legal interpretations and INS dictionary may say something like it means only Doctors/Lawyers....?

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/at...6&d=1147880856


    Bottom Line, US Masters thru any bill or its amendments cannot avoid LC process.
    Only difference is in CORNYN amendment any US Masters (not necessarily STEM US Masters) are exempt from quota.

    And your assessment is correct, PERM ..US Masters stand to benefit immedeatly.



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